People across the country were left baffled as a mystery green object was seen in the sky. Over 100 sightings have been reported of this strange phenomenon.
One London resident, 50 year old Mary Jenkins said “I definitely saw a green flash shooting across the sky, I thought it was the shape of a man, but that couldn’t be possible!”
5 year old Timmy from Manchester also saw a green flash and thought he heard a noise that sounded like a Kazoo.
A number of people who have spotted the green object have found black and green cards on the ground nearby to the sightings that had a twitter user name on it @hotelderek. We have checked out this twitter user and there is no information on it so far, but we will keep checking back with it. Who is Hotel Derek?
Attempts to contact the authorities for an answer to this mystery have proved fruitless.
Can you help solve this mystery? Have you seen any strange green objects flying around the UK or London area? Contact reporter Peter Porker on MrPeterPorker@gmail.co.uk
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